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Happy Beginning, Sad End!!


When my work timings changed and I was able to go home early, I was happy. But that didn’t last long!! I was welcomed by my mom's favorite non-stop super duper soap, which made no sense to me!!
Here are few!!
1.
Villain no 1(V1 is madly in love with Heroine no.1 (Hn1)
But, Heroine no.1(Hn1) loves Hero no.1. (H1)
And they are about to tie knot soon!!
Oh, the V1 is so very angry now,,, wants to stop the marriage, so that he can get married to Hn1 later.
And, he gets a very bright idea. With the help of all his right hands/left hands (V2, V3, V4….), he kills a Side Role no.1 (SR1)
Ok, now, SR1’s wife (or say widow) is Hn2.
V1, with all his family influence, tries and forces that H1 gets married to Hn2. (H1, like any other hero, is interested in helping others)
Now, H1 & Hn2 are together,,
voila,, Hn1 is now there for V1.
***applause for V1 (for his bright idea)****
[Magar Kahani mein twist, H1 doesn’t get married to Hn2, but they are just living together. H1 still has the option of running away with Hn1]
Arey buddu V1, can’t you think straight and reduce all those extra characters like SR1, Hn2, V2, V3………………………..
2.
A simple happy village girl is getting married to a District Collector. (yessss!!!)
She is even happier that she is getting married to a District Collector
And she goes around with her family and friends telling that, her fiancée is a District Collector
And the girl’s dad is very happy that his daughter is getting married to a District Collector
He invites the whole village for his daughter’s marriage with District Collector
Girl’s dad and mom, discuss with each other as to what they should buy as gifts for District Collector
So on…………………….. District Collector!
Alright!! I’ll stop here,, Even if mom loves them to the core,, I hate them as much. But this word “District Collector” is so prominently heard, even if locked myself in the room. So decided to be little attentive, but all in vain. Even after a week, I didn’t get that Groom’s name,, all I know is he is a District Collector.
3.
Maid gets hurt while DUSTING and cleaning.. It’s a very small scratch. But, the Chotee Bahu (Bahu 3) comes running, puts a band aid, tell her to rest for a while and actually gives her a chutti, but without anyone’s consent at home (woowww, what an employer!! I appreciate her concern).
The drama begins after that.
Bahu no. 1, bahu no. 2, MIL no. 1, MIL no. 2, Aunt no 1, Granny no. 1 are all in panic state, coz the maid is not to be found around. They crib about the work pending at the moment - Vessels, clothes, cooking for a big family of more than 10…. Oof!! They discuss every bit of it, sitting on the couch!! But, won’t move their butt an inch!! Grrr,, (Now, that’s what I call employee exploitation!!)
During the whole conversation in the family, Bahu 3 is tensed. [Camera Zooms in, Zooms Out repeatedly to show her emotions very clearly]
After a big drama, she mutters that she has sent the maid home!!
The scene changes instantly, everyone is one their feet to finish the work at home and the MIL 1 very sweetly asks “hey, you could have told earlier itself”
Yes dear!! Even I say the same!! It would have reduced some 20 mins torture!!
I’m not all that keen to go home early anymore!!!!

14 replies!!:

Asif said...

hehehe looks like you too watch them a lot :D :D
Aray budhuu agar extra characters nahin ayengay to serial lengthy kaisay banaygi???
Ohh my goodness, you wrote about three of them there?Hmm Sad End???I just wonder whether there is an end to such soaps?

Keep blogging :)

moonlite:D said...

@ Asif: Its end of my happiness saga!!
I don't watch, but I'm not deaf, very sadly!!
the more I run away from it, the more I hear ... TV seems to runs on full volume at my place!! :(,

nanda said...

hey moon.. can u give me V1's serial's name?
think i can use his bright ideas :D

Shanu said...

I remembr the last wala scene..my mom watches that serial too!! And I get super duper irritated..Thank God my bedroom is far far away from the living room..nahi toh i dunno main kya karti!!

moonlite:D said...

@nanda: I don't know the name of that serial!!
but, seriously I felt that's utter time waste idea!!
but, wish you luck for real good idea!! :)

moonlite:D said...

@Shanu: that scene is courtesy my friends, who wanted to watch it when we had gone out for trip,, (anything to beat that!!!: ( )
Mom watches the kannada version of the same soap (same drama, there too!!)
Very sadly, I'm not that lucky to be so away from TV,,!! :(

Amrutha said...

Vote!!! :)
But this is nothing compared to the double torture one has to suffer when ppl at home watch both kannada and hindi soaps :P .. ones with lots of ego clashes.

moonlite:D said...

@A.Bushan: Thanks!! Their grey matter utterly lacks in creative cells!! Only "mom" types have patience for them!!

gayathri vishwanathan said...

hahaha awesome moonlite...liked the 2nd one d best...which serial is dis? i want to watch it :P

i hate serials too but smetimes i do watch them just for d heck of it :)

gone r those days wen v had serials like zaban sambhalke, dekh bhai dekh, sea hawks and waghle kii duniya

moonlite:D said...

@G3 : It's called "Bangara", a kannada one!! try if you can understand,,
but, i'm sure you'll hear that "DC" word at the end of every sentence.. :D

And yeah, forget all those good ones!! gone are the days!!
There was a serial called "Garva", the whole cast & crew was theatre guys!! I'd loved every bit of it.. it had one of the lengthiest story, but they covered in 200 episodes!! It's the only kannada serial i've watched without missing any bit!! how much I miss such good entertainments!! :(

Blunt Edges said...

LOL...Even I was wondering why you were repeating District Commissioner so many times. And seriously I didn't know there was a post called DC before reading this post. The only thing that came close in my mind was the District Collector! So, thanks for the "informative" post moonlite ;)

moonlite:D said...

@BE: God only knows, what they speak!! Most often they use the word "DC", but did hear this explanation!!
well, i'm glad u liked it :)

btw, how was ur stay back home!! time for one kickass post!! :D

S said...

I wanted to write a similar post, but you did it! Not fair! :/

Seems you were more irritated :p

moonlite:D said...

@sourav : it hpns for me too!! may be about movies, or food, or ppl or anything around,, n find that someone, writes it!! more like stole my thoughts :D

irritated,, u got me right!! i can't stand the non-sense non-stop dramas!!

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