Fantasy vs. Reality

(for all the Harry Potter Fans)

Situation 1 * Locked Door welcomes me, when I'm back home.
Fantasy: Alohomora
Reality: Over the phone "Hellooooo,, Hello Amma,, where are the keys?"

Situation 2 * Half way in to sweet dreams, and lazy to get up from bed.
Fantasy: Nox
Reality: Mom's lecture in the morning, for sleeping without turning the lights off! :P

Situation 3 * Mom's gyaan sessions (obviously for some of my blunders, like the one above),,
Fantasy: Quietus
Reality: I've even tried pressing the mute button at her, but, nothing worked so far, !!

Situation 4 * A happy evening stroll, in a calm street, and spot a dog running towards me.
Fantasy: Locomotor Mortis
Reality: I would be the one, who will have legs bound, as though, the curse is back-fired. (for-a-fact, I can't walk again, till the animal is out of my sight)

Situation 5 * One of my kitchen blunders, whenever mom is out of town.
Fantasy: Reparo
Reality: Wipe the kitchen clean and remove the damaged things. And buy a new one and keep it back in the place, so that mom doesn't get a hint of what I did.

Situation 6 * Trying to learn juggling, with my mobile, and as usual I miss catching it :(
Fantasy: Reparo
Reality: Take help from people who can fix !! :(

Situation 7 * Mundane tasks which bores me to death!
Fantasy: Scourgify
Reality: Stop dreaming and clean the house.

The only sigh factor is, when you are in a dark room, hold out your mobile like a wand and say "Lumos" (and also press a button on the mobile), which emits a small beam of light, for a shortwhile ;P

Hail Politicians!!

As a kid, I was very much interested in Indian Politics (yep, I was a nut-case!!)
But, later as I learnt about the corruption, dirty politicians, their crime background, I withdrew myself from any political updates...

But, with the happenings around, this is one of the most horrible things I realized...




not that I like any political parties,,,
Royal Family, Princess, Prince... my foot!!